Seen in Shanghai over the past couple of weeks:

Most Comfortable Outfits to wear around Town?
PJs (no, really)

The Worst Bag to Carry Around?
Brand name..."Puck You" plastered across the front

The Best Bag to Carry Around?
Apparently anything from a foreign department store (plastic included) no matter how old

Where to get your nails done?
Amy Woman's Beauty Saloon

Where to Shop for Cosmetics?
BO Shop (no, not kidding here either)

Best Job in Town?
Being a professional fly swatter at the local grocer's meat department 

Worst Job in Town?
Toilet ring wiper at Ikea (some folks still perfer standing/squatting over the toilet bowl instead of sitting so one must swipe the ring clean after each user in case the ring has two muddy foot prints)