Our apartment complex organizes activities for residents on various sports and recently we received a newsletter describing available classes. Here is a description of the activity in Chinglish from the mailer and you get to guess what classes are offered.

Let's start with an easy one.

Activity A
Body builds, improving one's heart and lung functions, strenghtening immunity and making one's skin elastic
Is Activity A:
a) Yoga
b) Swimming
c) Hanging from a six foot pole until your feet touch the ground

Fine. It was a warm up. The right answer is Swimming.

Activity B
Stretching, prancing etc. to make one's body more flexibility, tall and straight, shaping participant body and temperament
a) Soccer
b) Ballet
c) A mandatory class for foreigners living in China

Right answer? Another B (although C is not too far off)

Activity C
Improving the body shape of leg and buttocks, getting excessive fat consumed for body shaping and making females for attractive nice hour-glass figure
a) Tennis
b) Gym
c) Visiting the local Butcher

If that's a promise, I think I'll sign upwhether it's a) b) or c)!